CSS Style shit
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Post # 314 2008-12-28 10:08:38 Tecnología
I write some css lines to help the comunity, enjoy it!
/* www.miguelangelvargascruz.com
I develop CSS Style Shit under my own Creative Commons Licence you can use this content in this cases:
- You need help with masturbation
- You need help with your girlfirend
- Send to a friend (that you really hates)
- Copy-paste in your bored and stinky blog/book/movie/tv show/elemental school talent show/refrigerator yellow post-it/ridiculous website yellow post-it/teacher ass/..., only with the autor reference
<a href="http://www.miguelangelvargascruz.com">http://www.miguelangelvargascruz.com</a>
IMPORTANT: If you are a mother fucker licence broker fan, you must fight vs *Golliat and his lethal army (see Golliat and lethal army at http://www.miguelangelvargascruz.com/cssstyleshit_blog_314.html#lethalarmy ) */
/* Usually */
#miguelangelvargascruz{position:absolute;clear:top;}
#bathroom{background-position:bottom right;}
#sea{color:blue;}
#sea .divers{clear:both;}
#sea .boat{float:left;float:right;} /* just float */
#nightlife{position:absolute;background-color:#000;background-image:url('stars.gif');}
/* Usually or must be usual */
#britneyspears .vagina{visibility:visible;}
#linsaylohan .vagina{visibility:visible;}
.prettygirls .clothes{display:none;} /* only +18 */
#coffe{color:black;font-weight:strong;}
#money{color:green;}
#shit{color:brown;}
#hell{width:666px;color:#ff0000;}
/* Wishes */
#morals{display:none;}
#drugs .legal{position:absolute;}
#catholic_church{display:none;}
#world{border:0;}
#science{position:absolute;}
#abort_for_all{position:absolute;}
#angel_for_president{position:absolute;}
/* Geek */
#einstein{position:relative;}
#firefox{position:absolute;}
<!--[if IE]>
#downloadfirefox{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;font-weight:bold;font-size:50px;color:#cc0000;}
<![endif]-->
#ie{visibility:hidden;}
#google{position:absolute;clear:top;z-index:1000000000000000000000;}
#body{background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-repeat:repeat;background-image:url('apple-logo-with-ridiculous-heart.gif');}
.starwars{display:none;} /* Starwars sucks */
.matrix{display:none;} /* Matrix sucks */
.geek_copy_paste_blogs{display:none;} /* Sucks too */
.myblog{display:none;} /* Sucks too */
.memes{display:none;} /* mmm... so bored */
.jakob_nielsen_colors{visibility:hidden;} /* This colors must be burned in hell */
#css_style_shit{display:none;}/* Stinky style shit in my mind */
#css_style_shit .technorati{display:none;}
#css_style_shit .facebook{display:none;}
#css_style_shit .myspace{display:none;}
#css_style_shit .digg{display:none;}
#css_style_shit .delicious{display:none;}
#css_style_shit .stumble_uppon{display:none;}
#css_style_shit .live{display:none;}
#css_style_shit .yahoo{display:none;}
#css_style_shit .google{display:none;} /* Ups... all the people hate my style shit */
#css_style_shit .meneame{display:none;} /* and other social networking in dead languages */
/* Life */
#white_house{color:white;}
#obama{clear:top;} /* Color doesn´t matter */
#bush .left_shoe{display:block;}
#bush .left_shoe:hover{float:right;}
#bush .right_shoe{display:block;}
#bush .right_shoe:hover{clear:both;}
#economy{clear:both;}
#fifth_ave_prices{clear:top;}
#nyse{clear:both;}
*Golliat
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*Authentic Jedy
*Licence auditor
XSC7 : 28 DE DICIEMBRE DEL 2008
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